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Would You Look At President Trump's Penis? The Results Of My Poll Are Staggering

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I’m honestly shocked that the numbers are so low. 3 outta 10 people wouldnt look? How? How could you have the self-control to not look? I’d look at any President’s dick. You have a grainy black and white of Rutherford B Hayes’ dick and buddy,,, I’m giving it at least a Rutherford B Gaze.

I’ve seen a lot of twitter polls in my day but this one takes the cake. Make sure you vote because I want these results to be accurate. I am a scientist after all. A blogologist if I may.