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Stormy Daniels' Lawyer Says On MSNBC That They Have Pictures Of Trump's Penis: IM SO EXCITED!

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Chiller, same. If I’m not the one who blogs Trump’s penis first, I’m going to be so upset. Presidential dick pics are basically the blogging golden goose and I want my goose to lay golden cocks on Easter! He is risen, indeed!

Can you imagine being alive in a time period where there was no internet? 13.8 billion year old universe and we’re the ones with the internet. The sun might explode but my heart will go first if those President Trump dick pics drop and I blog it first. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH What a rush!