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I Think Jordan Clarkson Found Kyrie's Stash In The Cleveland Locker Room

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First we had Kyrie talking about how the world is flat, and now Jordan Clarkson who went on Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye’s podcast had this to say (if you didn’t hear it SLAM transcribed it)

Clarkson: “Y’all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets.”

DJ Montage: How big were these people?

Clarkson: “Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.”

Now the flat earth thing is one take I think we can all roll our eyes at. But I’m not going to totally jump down Clarkson’s throat on this and here’s why. As a proud owner of two monsters myself

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I can’t sit here and tell you I haven’t thought these two were somewhat related to dinosaurs. If Clarkson wants to tell me that certain dogs come from dinosaurs I’m with him 100%. My lack of sleep due to crazy sleeping positions is proof that there might be something there. Where he loses me is now humans were 3x the size of dinosaurs? I hate to be the be the wet blanket here but I would think there would be some sort evidence of these gigantic fucking humans walking around. How are we able to have all these fossils and bones from dinosaurs but not these giant people?

This all leads me to believe that Clarkson probably now occupies Kyrie’s old locker and before Kyrie got out of town he forgot to get all of his memorabilia. Even Game of Thrones wasn’t this crazy and they created actual giants

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Clarkson is thinking dudes are twice the size of that? I’m sorry Jordan, but I’m going to have to ask you to