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Glen Big Baby Davis Makes A Video Responding To His Marijuana Charges

Last night it came out that Glen Big Baby Davis had been arrested last month with $96,000 and 126 grams of marijuana on his person. So naturally he did what any sane person would do in the middle of an ongoing investigation and made a video flashing a ton of cash on a private plane. Never in my life have I been more convinced a man was guilty without any first hand knowledge of the situation. No one puts cash in a briefcase for legal business transactions. Never in the history of the world has someone opened up a briefcase full of twenties and then put down a deposit on a venue for their niece’s Sweet 16. A briefcase full of cash is arguably the most guilty accessory you can have. The second most guilty accessory you can have is a video on a private plane proclaiming you’ll have your day in court instead of outright claiming your innocence. Weird move by a weird guy to say the absolute minimum.

Also, that has to be the smallest plane allowable by sky law, right? I know Big Baby is a Large Human but he has no more than one cheek on that seat. He has more Popeyes in front of him than he had weed on him when he got arrested. As much as this video proves his guilt it makes me like him as a human being one hundred fold. I can’t wait to watch more Big Baby videos throughout this whole process, no matter how many times his lawyers beg him to stop. The more I think about it the more I’m realizing Big Baby will absolutely represent himself in court, which would surely only end well.