Guy Sets His Car On Cruise Control, Strips Naked, Hops In The Passenger Seat And Eats A Head Of Lettuce For Reasons Unknown (Drugs)
There’s so much going on in this video I don’t even know where to start. First of all, huge shout out to our social team: Gaz, Coley, Marina, Devlin, Chuck for nailing the caption on every picture we post. “Only take one bite of the edible. Eats whole thing: ” Not sure if it’s true but it’s funny. Which is probably why we get around fifty-thousand new followers a week on our Instagram.
Anyway, you ever take your hands off the wheel when you’re driving just to see how long you can go before you have to grab the wheel again? I imagine that’s how this situation started and then it just escalated. It makes sense, long rides are boring. I went through a phase when I lived in Boston where I would close my eyes behind the wheel to spice things up. It was exhilarating until I bounced off a guard rail on Storrow Drive. After that I switched to movies and now I don’t drive at all. Probably a good thing.
As much as I’d like to tell you this was a friendly competition it most likely wasn’t. Saying this guy was sober would be a tough sell. Even if the car had self-driving technology, hopping in the passenger seat is something only a blacked-out person would do. And even then, you’d have to be on more than alcohol: LSD, mushrooms, maybe some bath salts. Same goes for the friend in the back. It seemed like he was encouraging him which is a wild move. Especially considering he is in the back seat without a seat belt on. If that car catches a gust of wind he’s going directly through the windshield. Oh well, at least he got a bunch of likes? All’s well that ends well.