RIP To The Buffalo Sabres. Murdered By The TruTV Twitter Account
It started off innocuous enough. To be perfectly honest, I’m not 100% sure if I know what the word innocuous means but I’m pretty sure I used it in the right context there. But yeah, innocuous enough as @DuffyOnWCMF made the same “I don’t know what channel TruTV is on” joke that everybody loves to make this time of year. It’s always a crowd please. Always gets the people going. College basketball on the same channel as Impractical Jokers? Whaaaaaa?
But just as @DuffyOnWCMF was about to rest his weary bones and go to sleep for the night after firing off the most perfect and unique tweet of his life, his night of celebration turned to chaos which ultimately ended in a ruthless internet murder. You see, folks, Duffy on WCMF is a Buffalo Sabres fan. It says so in his bio. So after doing a bit of research, the TruTV twitter account decided to come over the top with a death blow and unfortunately for the Sabres, they took the brunt of the shot.
Imagine being the Buffalo Sabres right now. You’re over there minding your own damn business, doing whatever the hell it is that the Buffalo Sabres do every day. All of a sudden you log on to Twitter [dot] com, scroll through the timeline a bit and all of a sudden you see you just got crushed by some shrapnel from TruTV because some jabroni decided to run his mouth. You’ve got TruTV, a channel that everybody forgets even exists, talking shit on how ass your squad is. Jack Eichel locked up long term. New head coach. New general manager. And the Buffalo Sabres are still in the basement of the league. They’re not even the Impractical Jokers of the NHL. The Buffalo Sabres are like the 2 Broke Girls of the NHL. That shit has to sting.
So credit to TruTV on keeping it extra real and if I were the Sabres, I’d make sure I do everything in my ability right now to ruin the life of @DuffyOnWCMF for getting you taken behind the woodshed like that.