The Promise Of Free Seafood Could Lure Eric Ebron To The Ravens
There’s a lot going on in that tweet. First of all, eating for free at Jimmy’s Seafood is as close as you can get to a Get Out Of Jail Free Card. Being able to eat those crabcakes on the house is like getting mana from Heaven. Second of all, saying “our crushes are even better than Sup Dogs” is a BOLD, BOLLLLLD claim to make. For those not in the know, Sup Dogs is a bar with locations at ECU and UNC. They are known for 3 things: 1) Hot dogs, 2) Sup Crushes, and 3) They only hire smokes to work there. Just smokes as far as the eyes can see. So claiming to have better crushes than Sup Dogs is saying you are literally the best in the world at what you do. At least Jimmy’s didn’t say better than The Starboard though, things coulda got real ugly real fast if they made that proclamation.
But Jimmy’s Seafood knows what they are doing. They know how to recruit better than anyone this side of John Calipari. Offer free crabs, shrimp, and alcohol and next thing you know…
Banggggg. And then a ruthless follow up Tweet…I mean…this could sway a Cleveland Browns fan to play for the Ravens
This looks more illegal than tampering.
Good golly.