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Aaron Judge Told Manny Machado He Would "Look Good In Pinstripes" And The People At Major League Baseball Lost Their Fucking Minds

In my time on this Earth I have never come across a more outrageous story in my 24 years. Aaron Judge and Manny Machado are both young stars in this league. They both play each other 19 games a season and develop some sort of competitive relationship because of that so it’s very possible these two are friends in some capacity. It’s fucking SPRING TRAINING what else do you want these two to talk about? Are we really going to make a big deal out of something that absolutely comes up in daily conversation in every single sport between opposing players. You don’t think whatever team LeBron plays on a given night is talking to him about coming to their city next year?

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You going to suspend Joel Embiid because of that Instagram? In my mind that’s way “worse” than what Judge did. I could see if Brian Cashman was spotted talking to Manny Machado on the sideline yes that’s an issue, but Aaron Judge? Get lost.

Also, who doesn’t look good in pinstripes? Everyone does and it’s another reason the Yankees are the best organization in all of sports. He was simply giving Machado a compliment and a suggestion to try out a new wardrobe in the future. We’ve got Carrabis calling for Judge’s suspension because that’s just about the only way the Red Sox don’t meet their demise this upcoming season. He’s reporting these tweets to the FBI and Jack Bauer over at the United States Counter Terrorism Unit. Keep grasping for straws Jared.

Clem’s Editors Note: I am so sad that Aaron Judge has already started to transform from a lovable giant that crushes baseballs to asshole Yankees fan that says every player with a WAR above 5 would look great in pinstripes.