We've Got A Spring Break Fight With A Bunch Of Bros In Jerseys Featuring Some A+ Commentary
SPRING BREAK FIGHT SZN LET’S GOOOOOOOO
We covered it earlier – the shirtless guy wearing a backpack on the beach. Avoid at all costs. Bonus double avoid if they’re also wearing tied sneakers. Run and hide.
Now we find another group that you’ll see out in the wild during Spring Break fights: the white bros in bball jerseys.
And this one just happens to feature something I’ve never actually seen before:
DUAL JERSEYS.
TWO PIPPENS!
Incredible.
And these two are on the same side. Which means they are friends. Which means they did this together, on purpose. Wore Scottie Pippen jerseys to the beach, on the same day. Remarkable.
And shout out, of course, to the dude doing commentary. Love the added flair. “One on one, one on one, one on one – ah fuck it I don’t know this guy I don’t care if you jump him.”
Just stay away from his Nissan.