#Breaking: Dave Portnoy Set To Wear Some Tight Ass Pants Right In Our Faces Today
What an incredible way to start the day at the ole blogging factory. The haters said Dave wouldn’t have the gumption, the fortitude, the emotional strength to wear skinny jeans two out of the first three days of the week but here we are. There’s truly no better time to be a stoolie than right now. To the moon! Brick by brick. Cheek by cheek. King of the bleached denim.