Hot Sauce Put Darren Rovell In A Blender Yesterday While Probably Killing The Hot Sauce Challenge Once And For All

Well that was fun while it lasted. But I think we have no choice but to bury the Hot Sauce Challenge #RIPInPeace. Don’t get me wrong, I love Darren Rovell being the Glass Joe of basketball games and getting shoved into a locker every time he steps on the hardwood, whether it’s against Big Cat

First ballot, unanimous Hall of Fame Barstool video and picture fwiw

Kristaps Porzingis

Or Mr. Hot Sizzle himself.

HOWEVA, AT THE END OF THE DAY, we can’t allow Darren Rovell to pop into naturally fun things like this and act like it’s all good. Yeah the fact Rovell somehow has Portnoy’s blogging posture while standing and defending someone is as hilarious as it is weird. But that is still the guy that bought anchovies on his pizza so nobody at his college would ever eat his pizza. The same guy that reminds everyone that he’s not filling out a bracket every March despite it being one of the greatest things in sports. The same guy that tweets out more cornier shit than an Iowan sewer (no disrespect Trent). Once Darren Rovell gets involved with something, that shit has jumped the shark. In fact the phrase jump the shark has jumped the shark. We should just call it getting Rovelled. Getting Rovelled is worse than a band selling out or a dive bar actually using a mop and Windex. Once it goes Rovell, it never goes back.

So farewell Hot Sauce Challenge. We will remember you fondly for the broken ankles and egos all in the name of a chance for a free set of tires.