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New Interview Footage May Make You Think OJ Simpson Actually Did It

Wow sounds like OJ may be guilty after all. Incredible. Just when you thought the case was closed, something this explosive emerges and makes you rethink everything. OJ Simpson, guilty?

Fortunately this is all just a hypothetical he’s describing. IF he hypothetically were there, IF his accomplice Charlie hypothetically alerted him to something going on at Nicole’s place, IF OJ hypothetically grabbed the knife, IF he hypothetically saw blood everywhere, IF he hypothetically had to figure out what to do with the bloody clothes.

It’s not real just a hypothetical but man if it were real it’d be crazy to think such a beloved superstar could slaughter two innocent people.

PS — Big question on Mike & The Murrdog today: is it cool or not cool for people to take pics with OJ? He (hypothetically) stabbed two people to death but he’s also such an iconic figure in American pop culture. Yeah the dude killed people and we’re anti-murder but I think you gotta get that pic.

The Juice’s engagement numbers are through the roof. OJ Simpson still drives the needle, no pun.