You Can Feel Alex Trebek's Disappointment Coming Through Your TV Screen When This Jeopardy Contestant Didn't Know What The Grapefruit League Was

Alex Trebek is me on every date I’ve ever been on (all three of them) with a girl who doesn’t like or follow baseball, which is fine by the way. I don’t care if it’s not your thing, but the second that baseball comes up in conversation with someone who doesn’t actually know anything about baseball, then I pull an Alex Trebek and throw it to an immediate commercial break to avoid any further disappointment or awkwardness.

So, whatcha thinking about?

Nothing, just watching the game that’s on the TV behind your head while I pretend to listen to you talk. Rick Porcello just gave up his third home run of the night. Fucking unbelievable.

Ugh, I know. At least they have David Ortiz, though. He’s soooo good.

We’re gonna take a break.