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Amanda Kessel Said She Can Beat Phil Kessel In A Hot Dog Eating Contest. I Say We Need To Make This Happen

Phil Kessel is a two-time Stanley Cup Champion. Amanda Kessel is an Olympic gold medalist. Together, the Kessel family might just be the biggest bunch of beauties that the United States of America has to offer. They’re our version of the Royal Family. Even if KessDaddy is a member of the Pittsburgh Penguins, we must still protect this family at all costs.

Now if you know anything about anything, you know that the running joke in the streets is that Phil Kessel houses more hot dogs per day than most people take breaths. Now he’s since come out to say the rumors are nothing but a series of fantastic lies. Said he’s more of a nachos and queso kind of guy. But anybody who has ever taken one good look at Phil the Thrill knows that he’s probably never seen a ballpark frank he didn’t like.

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I mean, the guy can’t even go one minute on the bench without thinking about his next dog.

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But if his Olympic gold medal winning sister thinks she can kick his ass in a hot dog eating contest, then who are we to say we can’t actually put that to the test? You think the amount of PPV’s sold for Rough N’ Rowdy was a lot? Just imagine how many we could sell for a Phil vs Amanda Dog Off. Hell, I’d pay premium just to be there live to witness history. The world deserves to see this go down and if we need to be the ones to set the whole thing up, then so be it.

@BarstoolJordie