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[Editor’s Note: Thinking about establishing a Barstool Commenters Power Rankings each week where the #1 spot at the end of the month gets something. Would have to be consistent, funny and relevant. And no that doesn’t mean every post say something “unique” (fucking hate that phrase btw) or “Fire___” or “does anal” or other stupid shit. Pre-season rankings, in my mind right now, would involve the likes of animalman, numero_two, willburham, and for some reason, gunnerstahl.]

What up barstool walter jrs fat cock here, Before I get to the comments I would just like to thank Smitty for giving me the job. I met Smitty at barstool blackout tour at penns landing. In person his head isn’t as fat, but it’s still pretty fat. I’m from mass and go to temple university. I’m trying to find some stoolies in philly so just email me walterjrsfatcock@gmail.com. I have to give a shout out to @hadley22 and drennan because they didn’t believe I was doing COTW.

Disclaimer: Apparently, Smitty will edit out anything I say that is racist or shots directed at a blogger other than Smitty. My first question was “is zollo considered a blogger?”

Summary of the week

The zollo jokes are dead but zollo is not, unfortunately. Prez has been doing his thing jinxing the Red Sox by calling a sweep and making shirts. Smitty caught jungle fever. Mo is doing Mo. DMV Nate is doing a decent job.

Comments of the week

Smitty’s Saga For Love Continues On FreeBlackDates.com

by animalman on October 24, 2013 at 1:11 pm
“I literally had to look up Urban Dictionary…” coworkers wondering why I’m laughing so hard.

Every Stoolie has been sitting in a quiet room and just starts laughing uncontrollably.

by maritime on October 24, 2013 at 1:06 pm
amazing! but calling bullshit on you being 6? 3”

It’s his head that gives him an extra 3 inches

Does having A 3 Ring Binder Filled With Pic And Details Of Every Girl You’ve Hooked Upped With Get This Stoolie Laid?

by carmello on October 24, 2013 at 10:17 am
This has imtough written all over it.

Carmello you’re probably right but @imtough’s binder is full of his top comments

by gunnarstahl on October 24, 2013 at 10:27 am
3.5 = sitting on my face

Gunnarstahl killing it per usual

Hayden Panettiere Just Likes Burger Kings New ‘Satisfries’, Definitely not getting paid for endorsement

by theshocker69 on October 24, 2013 at 4:59 pm
She likes the size of those fries it looks like so she’d love my dick.

Life of a stoolie right here.

EDP445 Previews Eagles vs Giants Round II

by schwoogs on October 24, 2013 at 2:21 pm
Why is this stack of tires yelling at me

This one had me laughing so hard, I made up a story about how I shit my pants and posted it on barstool confessions.

Get me this self driving Mercedes s500

by tubesockman on October 22, 2013 at 2:47 pm
typical black guy asking for hand outs

I promised smitty I wouldn’t be racist, but I found a loophole

Source: Vick to start on Sunday against the giants

by constipatedstoolie321 on October 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
QB’s made of tissue paper are never a good option

Constipatedstoolie321 might be on to something here

Study Says Women Are Fine With Sexism Just As Long As It Benefits Them

by rpw50222 on October 22, 2013 at 11:03 am
I can’t shove my fist in a college degree

This sums up of what stoolies think of women

The worst comments of the week

by mikeyc8080 on October 23, 2013 at 3:27 pm
I just spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any, then I did a line of coke and slurpped it back up..you have to keep your head on a swivel AT ALL TIMES if you are dating an ex black model, think this guy thought about that? for sure not, her boyfriend was probably a Hondo

by jewgold44 on October 23, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Fuck Philly, fuck your childhood, fuck your square face, and FUCK ZOLLO

by eta1425 on October 25, 2013 at 11:08 am
Since I’m ugly and can never get laid I’m going to buy a furry costume and show up to one of their orgies. I’ll just act like I’m into the whole furry fetish, who’s going to know the difference? Free pussy all night long. Sure I’ll have to stare at a giant bug-eyed rabbit while I stick my schlong into her holes, but I can’t get laid any other way, so what’s it matter? I’m just going to hope its a female hole and not some guy wearing that Yogi the Bear costume backwards? Not this slack-jawed, lazy-eyed fella.

Well that’s about it guys. Here’s my confession, I have pissed the bed more times as an adult than as a kid.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Also going to start grading the COTW by the guy running it. Last week BurgerBumps gave a solid B+ effort. Walt Jr.? Best stay in school kid. D- blog at best.]