This Streaker Escaping Stadium Security At A Soccer Match Is An Exhilarating Ride

In today’s world we need a few reminders here and there that we’re all in this together, and this is one of those times. This guy went full parkour on a soccer pitch and had to Jason Bourne his way out of the jam he got himself into. He did a lot of the heavy lifting himself until he ran into a bridge too far. That’s it, he’s screwed. Nowhere to go from here. Security is coming, the walls are closing in, lifetime ban soon come. But not so fast. If it weren’t for scarves being so engrained in the fabric of soccer this guy gets arrested no problem. But they are, and MacGyver here was quick enough to think on his feet and lasso his way to freedom. Or directly into the arms of security guards waiting in the stands. The more I think about it the more I imagine that’s probably how this video actually ended in the real world.