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It's Officially March And I Already Had My Guts Ripped Out

I know people will say I’m exaggerating, but I have no chance now to win gambling in March. No chance. If I was smart I’d pack up my shit and go home. Because you just can’t win when you lose games like this. You just can’t. It’s over before it even began for me.