Lady Goes NUTS Waiting For Her Food At The Drive-In
Jeeeeeeeeeez Louise! And something tells me her name is actually Louise. Has anyone ever been hungrier than Louise? She can’t be high on weed because, while weed does make you insatiably hungry, it also resigns you to patiently watch the Postmates bicycle near your apartment from your couch. Sure, you’ll occasionally wonder why the delivery guy appears to have stopped for 15 minutes at a light, but you’re not going to leave your apartment to find him. As such, I have to believe Louise here is diabetic and her blood sugar is crashing. Most people with diabetes will carry insulin pens or sugar tablets to keep things level. Clearly, Louise prefers to moderate her blood sugar with nuggets. (“I don’t care if they’re cooked” was the clue that made me think nuggets).
Or perhaps she works on death row and a prisoner asked for nuggets for his last meal. She has until 2PM before he gets the needle, and the prison chef ran out when he made too generous a portion for the guy they did at 11AM. She’s an outspoken critic of capital punishment but won’t quit her job because the benefits are spectacular. She does her part for the cause by making life palatable (pun intended!) for her hungry inmates. One last bite, everyone knows he’ll drool!
Has anyone ever wanted someone to open a window more? If this lady isn’t careful, she’ll end up playing bit parts in straight-to-DVD movies written by rappers trying to crossover because they were dropped by their labels. After 30 years of this, she’ll hire a ghostwriter to pen an incoherent exposé on trashtalking, invoke race in arguments about cheesecake, and cling to relevancy through incendiary selfie-videos while the world forgets how, and why, they know her. Watch out, Louise!