The Headline I Just Read Is Better Than Porn
Here I was, perusing the internet, sipping some coffee, listening to people in the office talk about Two Broke Girls getting canceled. Racist tweets- not good! And then, I saw it. I saw the most beautiful headline I’ve ever seen:
HP - Brad Pitt is set to join Leonardo DiCaprio in Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood,” Sony Pictures announced Wednesday. The long buzzed-about project will take place in 1969 and involve Charles Manson clan murder victim Sharon Tate. It’s slated for an Aug. 9, 2019, release.
What a headline! I almost fainted just thinking about it. Leo and Brad teaming up for a Tarantino movie. T-dog doesn’t miss, Leo might be my favorite actor of all time, and Brad speaks for himself. All 3 coming together on a project, and it’s not even one of those movies that Quentin is like “yeah it’s coming out soon” and then it comes out in 14 years. All in all, what a great morning. Besides Tex and Smitty and Carrabis screaming at each other for the last 45 minutes about softball. Great morning.