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Russell Wilson's Idea To Drink More Water Has Revolutionized The Yankees Medical Staff And I'm Officially Losing My Mind

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At this point I think Russell Wilson is fucking with me. I can’t believe the talk in Yankees camp yesterday was that Russell Wilson magically cured Clint Frazier’s concussion by telling him to drink more water. That was the main headline in Tampa. You know how many ailments in the medical world are aided by drinking water? Hungover? Drink water. Dehydrated? Drink water. Headache? Drink water. Water cures everything. That’s a fact. It’s not some revolutionary idea that Russell Wilson brought with him from Seattle. We’re acting like Wilson has a degree from Harvard Medical School for Christ sakes. I mean what are we talking about here? Do people want me to really lose my mind before we even get to Opening Day? You can’t make up this shit folks. Remember the crazy nano bubbles from the NFC Championship game against the Packers?

“I banged my head during the Packers game in the playoffs, and the next day I was fine,” says Wilson. “It was the water.”

We’re taking medical advice from a guy who thinks nano bubbles prevented CTE from destroying his brain. If the Yankees medical staff had no answer for Clint and Wilson truly was the one to tell him to chug some Poland Spring then we need to hire a new medical staff ASAP. Clint stay away from this guy.