WE DID IT! WE DID IT! POP BOTTLES! POP BOTTLES!
What a feeling. Iowa is the champion of America. The best state ever (in 2018). Sure there’s a bunch of random criteria that makes it the way but I’ll take it! Am I a little offended that my state won basically right after I moved away? Maybe a little but whatever. Iowa is #1 and that’s all that matters. We’ve come a long way.
Like I said above, there’s a whole bunch of criteria they based this off of but what is the real reason?
Breakfast pizza, baby. Breakfast pizza with the perfect amount bacon. That’s what carried us to a #1 ranking. Yeah we have great infrastructure and education and heath care and opportunity and blah blah blah. But what we really have going for us is the most delicious breakfast pizza in the world.
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