Well folks, it’s been a whirlwind last few days for me. While some people “hang out with friends”, “socialize”, and “get out of bed” on weekends, I spent mine tracking Geno Smith’s quest to prove the Earth is flat. I learned a lot in the process. I learned how big scientist is out to get us, how we shouldn’t take everything at face value, and how we are stopped from falling off the side of the world due to the Restricted Areas.
After going 24 hours without Tweeting, Geno has returned. I was legit worried as fuck about him, thinking he either fell off the edge, or worse- was captured in the Restricted Area by a important, aging man in a suit. And to be honest…Geno’s tweet doesn’t exactly put me at ease.
Well shit. Now I’m even more confused. Water isn’t wet? Is wet…water? Geno is so above my head I’m dizzy. Or maybe dizzy is the normal state of mind and everything that isn’t dizzy really is? Geno has me questioning everything I thought I ever knew.
I think that wraps up this saga, but it left me with more questions than answers. Is the Earth flat? Can you fall off if you get past the Restricted Areas? Is Geno being held hostage? All I know is I can’t wait for Geno to spread more knowledge. I’ve never been more enlightened. Join the Church of Geno or be left behind.