This Goose Needs To Get The Hell Outta The Way Of Tiger Woods' Ball

That goose needs to GTFOutta the way. Tiger is playing pretty damn well and we don’t need a stupid goose derailing his round. We’re humans. Humans always get the right away. It’s called being at the top of the food chain. Humans named Tiger Woods on a golf course always always get the right away. I will say, the goose took it like a champ. Knocked him off balance for a half a second then he gathered himself. Kinda like when you slip on a patch of ice in the winter time but don’t fall completely. Just act like you meant to do it and keep it moving.

Also, everyone in the comments made the same joke

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lol