I get so much shit sent to me nowadays that it’s hard to get my attention. But somehow this dude did. Just the perfect effort of trying really hard while simultaneously not trying at all that has me intrigued. The horrific presentation, the riding the turtle motif, the board of ballers, the bizarre tshirts, total lack of effort, yet still putting in enough effort to send me this package and obviously the underwear picture. I think Barstool Sports has to be the new official sponsor of the Patty O 3vs basketball tournament. The tournament after March Madness that is a combo of booze and dudes dunking on each other. Count us in?