Barstool Philly Comments Of The Week Brought To You By BurgerBumps

Whats up stoolies, BurgerBumps is back to take over comments of the week. Imtough couldn’t do it because he is currently getting blown by wilburham at an Obama rally. But hey if I lived in my mom’s basement and got unemployment, foodstamps, and welfare I guess I would be super liberal also. Not sure where all this love for imtough came from recently, he literally sticks both his hands in his asshole then rubs his fingers across the keyboard and hits comment. Also just a little note on that beer by state blog yesterday, everybody knows you drink natty light and whiskey/scotch at the house, then when you’re at work or class its shots of vodka out of a water bottle, grow the fuck up kids. Side note; I had a boner while taking a shit the other day so I just rested it on the toilet seat pointing outwards and I peed into the bathtub instead of tucking it down into the toilet water, then whatever may have missed I just wiped up with my socks.

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by johnnyutahbro on October 13, 2013 at 11:26 pm
Somebody should have never unchained dhanjo

by themuffinman on October 13, 2013 at 11:57 pm
You get off that crack rock and you could be pepper jack’s best hoe

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by jtrain011 on October 13, 2013 at 10:05 pm
Oh, so this is what Huell is doing nowadays.

by johngalt3217 on October 13, 2013 at 4:33 pm
Riley Cooper has a huge game as soon as Vick is out… weird

by neils_dad on October 14, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Chip Kelly: The most revolutionary coach of all time for one quarter.

Blog how the hell can you be an American male and never once wore or owned a pair of jeans

by crosbysbrain on October 14, 2013 at 3:52 pm
I’ve been saying it for weeks. Wilburham is a terrorist that has sex with cats.

by richiecunningham on October 14, 2013 at 3:53 pm
great blog on the denim habits of a cheesedick commenter

by permaboner on October 14, 2013 at 3:52 pm
I usually toss mine in the washer after I piss myself due to a night of heavy drinking

by dinkyinyourstinky on October 14, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Retards control the sweatpants game Smitty …

by rpierce12 on October 14, 2013 at 3:54 pm
just because he was on kfc radio wearing some mask in his mom’s basement doesn’t confirm he’s an american, or even a male for that matter

by mrpresident on October 14, 2013 at 3:55 pm
Wilburham: solid commenter, social psychopath.

by noballpussyloser on October 14, 2013 at 3:55 pm
I think Wilnurhams job is to comment on barstool

by animalman on October 14, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Wilburham is a good commenter, I just never agree with him. In fact, the way I know I’m right about a subject is if he disagrees with me.
That was probably my favorite comment. And he had another one to go with it on a different blog.

by animalman on October 17, 2013 at 1:31 pm
I knew Wilburham hated Sam Adams because I like Sam Adams.

by john_starks_mustache on October 14, 2013 at 4:25 pm
Guy I worked with never wore or owned jeans. Just wore nylon sweatsuits like a goddamn 1st grader or a grandpa in a nursing home, but He was 32 yrs old. The guy also had a extreme high pitched voice and a double chin the size of a airplane neck pillow. Also was a Cubs fan and was really into tennis. I hated that guy.

by vermontpatsguy on October 14, 2013 at 4:39 pm
wilburham is the type of guy that is going to go home in a good mood from whatever dead end job he has and try to explain to all of his cats that he is so well known around the barstool community that they dedicated a blog entirely to him

by 100lbballs on October 14, 2013 at 7:48 pm
Wilburham doesn’t wear jeans because he makes pants out of human flesh

by Albert Pooholes on October 14, 2013 at 2:48 pm
How often are you supposed to wash jizz socks?

by goldeneagle10 on October 14, 2013 at 2:55 pm
Jeans don’t match willburhams klan mask

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After I watched this video I was gonna talk mad shit about Dante (what the fuck kind of name is Dante? It’s almost as stupid as a black person name) but pretty sure stoolies said it all.

by poboy on October 15, 2013 at 1:09 pm
Blackout Dante has the most punchable face in the universe.

by jwolf2 on October 15, 2013 at 1:09 pm
Mo plays basketball like a 65 year old white man.

by readyFUELZ on October 15, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Devlin skips arm day

by banksey on October 15, 2013 at 1:10 pm
smitty asking if he’s ever had a real job is the most ridiculous question ever. blogging is considered a real job?

Honest question smitty, have YOU ever had a real job?

[Editor’s note: I’ve been fired from more real jobs than most people have had in a lifetime. Sadly a true fact.]

by readyFUELZ on October 15, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Wait, how is dante gonna press paly on his Macbook if he’s drinking in the afternoon?!

by smalldog on October 15, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Mo’s nostrils look like they could comfortably fit D batteries

by otwisted on October 15, 2013 at 1:21 pm
Dante is one of the gayest names for a boy, right up there with Stephan.

by bluecornchips on October 15, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Don’t take drugs kids or you’ll look like Dante

by brianfrombowie on October 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm
Who the fuck “crushes Fireball”?

Girls do, or when someone leaves half a bottle of it at my house.

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by cunning_linguist on October 15, 2013 at 10:26 am
my grandpa has womens fitness magazines with the pages stuck together and has a xena the warrior princess action figure

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by rum sodomy and the lash on October 15, 2013 at 10:31 am
I guess that thing is hot if you are in to rugged chicks. And by rugged chicks, I mean dudes with penises.

by Richard McLargehuge on October 15, 2013 at 10:31 am
When you get older, the same “perfect” looking chicks don’t cut it anymore. Sometimes I need a wrinkled box, or some saggy udders, or a club foot, or cleft palate, or an amputee, or a hairy butthole, or a g/g granny tranny action. Whatever rocks yer socks off

by feckin_buckets on October 15, 2013 at 11:04 am
Pots n pans in her kitchen must be super heavy

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by clamchowdah on October 17, 2013 at 3:16 pm
my favorite candy is white, and it goes up my nose.

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by gfunkera16 on October 17, 2013 at 4:26 pm
Django! Your name is Toby

by carlsweetchuck on October 17, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Django would be far higher on the list if, during movies, blacks didn’t talk and actually paid attention.

by gunnarstahl on October 17, 2013 at 5:35 pm
@smitty1581, please don’t fight, I want that face in tip-top shape for my sweet little asscheeks to sit on. My sexy little boy-pussy is quivering/puckering so much right now at the thought your big huge melon getting hurt

by animalman on October 15, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Zollo stands when he shits.

And there it is, notice how I actually read all the comments not just pick out ten of the top rated ones like clancy’s lazy eye does. I wonder if he does the double monitor thing with his computer and lets each eye get their own screen.