Phil Kessel Is The Belle Of The Ball

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So every year for the past 3 or 4 years, the Pittsburgh Penguins get all dolled up and fancy for a team charity event called “Aces & Ice Casino Night”. Before that they had an event called “Skates & Plates” so this goes back pretty far. Just a bunch of guys being dudes, dressed to the nines. Can’t hate on that.

But while everybody looks stunning, there is clearly one beauty in this photo who stands out the most amongst the rest. That magnificent angel, of course, is Trilly Boy Kessel.

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Fucking Phil, man. It’s starting to worry me a bit because there’s not a single thing this man does that I don’t love. I mean I guess it would be nice if he would stop winning Stanley Cups with the Penguins. But even that is hard to hate on because I’m just so happy for Phil. What I would do to be able to watch a video of him picking out this outfit. I’m always looking for free streams for pretty much anything here on the worldwide web. But I’d pay for a premium subscription to watching Phil Kessel just go about his day-by-day life. An HBO 24/7 series dedicated solely to Phil the Thrill.

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Beauty Status: Legendary.

@BarstoolJordie