Oh Just A Couple Of Drunk Aussies Tasering Each Other Out Of Pure Enjoyment

Well looks like I’m never drinking with an Aussie. Have enough of a problem with going out and Stoolies challenging me to chug offs left and right then waking up with my head feeling and mouth tasting like Rosanne Barr was sitting on my face for a solid 12 hours. Nope. Last thing I need is some dingo fucker getting his rocks off by sparking me with 1600 volts of electricity until either he thinks it’s not funny anymore or my heart explodes. And there’s no way these guys will ever think this is not funny.