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Justin Thomas To His Golf Ball: "Talk Dirty To Me"

Kinda creepy. Kinda awesome. A lot of people on a lot of golf courses are going to utter “talk dirty to me” from here on out. What the are the chances JT said that to impress Tiger? I’d put the chances at about 94%. Tiger was walking right by him when he said it. I wouldn’t blame JT if that’s what he was doing. I’d do everything I could to make Tiger think I was cool. Whisper “talk dirty to me” to your golf ball and maybe Tiger hits you with that, “Wanna hit the town tonight?” text. It could happen.