Introducing The Body Slam Of The Millennium

This was essentially something straight out of the arcade great WWF Superstars. Two guys tapping A,B,A,B,A,B as fast as they can while tangled till one gets the upper hand and throws down his opponent to the 7th level of hell. But instead of the pixilated character rolling out of the canvas this is a real life dude on the concrete who is going to be lucky if he’s drinking from a straw for the rest of his life. No way he’s not dead.

Game was seriously the shit.