Big Dick Nick Hysteria Has Already Taken Over The Philly Parade...

Not even 11 am and the people of Philadelphia have made it VERY clear what they’re here for folks. It’s not the cheesesteaks, it’s not the free Bud Light, it’s not the lack of traffic lights left around the city… No no, THEY WANNA SEE THAT PHILLY PHILLY HAMMER BOI!

And who can blame them? Nick Foles is beyond a legendary folk hero at this point and the party for him and the city is just getting started. Like literally, I don’t think the parade route has even begun moving yet. Settle down and enjoy the next 6-9 hours of the Big Dick Nick Broad Street experience…

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