Wanted Man Who May Or May Not Be Nicolas Cage Gets Nuts Pulverized In Citizen's Arrest

Stanley Goodspeed has seen better days. Can’t really blame the man for being off the set of one of the 4,289,311 movies he currently has in production to pay for the Bavarian Castle he purchased that’s now in default – seriously. But for this common citizen to hold down Nic and give his balls the rope a dope solely because he took National Treasure to heart and thinks Benjamin Franklin Gates is still a wanted man is risky business. Dude’s lucky Cage didn’t rage on his face like he normally would.