Danny Trejo aka Machete Looking Creepy As All Hell At The Flyers Game Last Night
#MacheteKills even on the ice.. @NHLFlyers #VivaMachete pic.twitter.com/frBSvgmerf
— Danny Trejo (@officialDannyT) October 9, 2013
That old man creep smile is borderline promoting rape culture. Look at it. But then again I wouldn’t smile either when I’m worried about my right hand being the master of goose. Dude has to max out at 5’1 and I’m terrified of what he could do with that hockey stick. You don’t fuck with the Tortuga, well, unless you’re a drug kingpin with a machete and a tortoise.
Twitter bio in the 3rd person? #Powermove