Kevin Hart Is All Of Philadelphia

I know that little gremlin Nate thinks it’s all fun and games making fun of Eagles fans on OUR night, but let’s get one thing straight here. Kevin Hart is everyone in Philly right now. We all want a piece of that trophy. We all just won. We all think we deserve a turn on that stage right now. We’re all incredibly incredibly drunk and swearing like sailors on their first day back from leave. This is our night and even though our city may be engulfed in flames right now, it’s a joyous fire. The happiest riot you ever did see. This wasn’t just a win for the Eagles, this wasn’t just another Super Bowl, this is OUR Super Bowl. And goddammit we deserve it.