People Of Philadelphia: This Is The Man Who Is Going To Crush Your Dreams

IT’S MR. STEAL YO GIRLLLLLLLL

Pants so baggy they might be a skirt I can’t be sure, shirt/tie/hair part stolen right from Dwight Schrute’s wardrobe, hands that look like they could crush that girl if they weren’t attached to the best man to ever live, that’s who’s going to bring the city of Philadelphia to its knees. Goddamn it’s good to be king.