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[Editor’s Note: The dirt I have isn’t on Zorch. The dude it’s on either stopped commenting on switched his name all of a sudden. If he comes back and is still a dick, it comes out.]

Whats up you ol’ coots, burgerbumps here for round 4. I would just like to tell all of you that I played wingman for my buddy last night, and even after he striked out with the hot one I still decided to bang the fat one. In my defense yesterday was a day drink kind of day. The worst part is that once you’ve been drinking all day there is zero chance of nutting whatsoever. It’s kind of like if Clancy was up to bat, he’ll swing, but there is no chance of him getting a hit. Or like if smitty tried to borrow one of his friends hats, he’ll try to put it on, but no way its gonna fit without ripping. At least he won’t have to tuck his ears into the hat like prez does cause the tops are already glued to the side of his face. I honestly don’t understand the physics of your head best friend. Anyway this is comments of the fucking week

Blog Eatdatpussy total fucking trash

by BossHogg on September 29, 2013 at 10:06 pm
Did he buy a No Huddle No Mercy Tshirt?

by dongdynasty on September 29, 2013 at 8:15 pm
Eatdatpussy may eat himself to death tonight…

by pattikkus on September 29, 2013 at 8:15 pm
“Pastrami is a hell of a drug” – EDP

by jeremy on September 29, 2013 at 10:28 am
EDP is jerry thorton from the hood…long winded motha-fucka

Blog send out the smoke patrol princess Diana in a eagles jacket

by everythingstanks on September 30, 2013 at 4:50 pm
How do they know Princess Diana didn’t have dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Blog poll americans trust in the American people hits all time low

by kevineverettsspine on September 30, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Wiping is such a flawed ass cleaning system

by farasi on September 30, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Not graphed: Trust in unique people stays steady at 0%

by mybonerstinks on September 30, 2013 at 3:54 pm
If the American people are in any way represented by the barstool comment section, I wouldn’t trust them to wipe their asses after a shit.

Blog video six atlantic city cops one dog jump 20 year old kid outside Tropicana

by animalman on September 30, 2013 at 3:04 pm
Black guy: Al Sharpton gets involved, Spike Lee tweets the police officers address, national coverage, riots in New Jersey, Obama puts his two cents in. White guy: 1 blog on barstool at 3pm.

by itsmailtimesomewhere on September 30, 2013 at 3:37 pm
ehhh…ive seen sasha grey get it worse

Blog little kid crying over cowboys will at least give eagles fans minimal satisfaction

by uncle phil on September 30, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Kid might have a touch of the Walt Jr’s

Blog the average womans face from each ethnicity is a total crock of shit

by moondog16 on September 30, 2013 at 11:45 am
Where are the flies in the Ethiopian broad’s picture??

by clamchowdah on September 30, 2013 at 11:47 am
my buddy’s grandfather who passed away years ago once told me, pussy is pussy unless it’s Indian.

by nystoolie81 on September 30, 2013 at 12:45 pm
odd that there isnt a hint of jewish features in the German photo

by worriedindc on September 30, 2013 at 6:26 pm
No way the Mexicans are that attractive. Like 1 out of every 1000 are attractive. The rest are 4 foot 9 and 250 lbs.

Blog poppin molly at the willie nelson concert apparently more fun than it sounds

by mcgovey on September 30, 2013 at 11:55 am
@mickblue you’re fuckin up if you have to even think about eating ass. That’s my 2nd base. Make out, eat ass, fall asleep.

Blog Eatdatpussy eagles vs giants week 5

by Walter White on October 1, 2013 at 3:50 pm
I’m pretty sure EDP has never seen or eaten an actual pussy in his entire life

by tummystixx on October 1, 2013 at 3:54 pm
he definitely sweats mayonnaise

Blog study says people with wide faces are making everything terrible

by imtough on October 1, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Smitty, you were delivered via C section, right?…

by tburgmcgills on October 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm
I’m suddenly in the mood for a pear.

by gunnarstahl on October 1, 2013 at 1:49 pm
Lookie here, Smits, if you have more surface area on that wide face for me to plop my sweet little asscheeks on it, then I’m going to target you ALL DAY; plain and simple. I’ll profile your facial (among other things) all goddamned day!

by carmello on October 1, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Your head is pretty big though man.. Do they charge extra for when you get haircuts?

Blog video ask a black blogger 2

by whitelightning99 on October 1, 2013 at 12:57 pm
my glasses are a little foggy this morning? is that 50 cent from the movie where he has aids? sorry that was mean

by tomcaronsgoatee on October 1, 2013 at 12:58 pm
you look like dying grey e.t. in the stream

by actionbronson on October 1, 2013 at 12:58 pm
george zimmerman is blacker than you mo

by mattsh20 on October 1, 2013 at 12:59 pm
Mo, wheres your plastic couch cover?

by spiderbite on October 1, 2013 at 1:00 pm
Your eyes are so far apart you look like a fucking alligator.

by utleyshammer on October 1, 2013 at 1:01 pm
your apartment looks like it was decorated by a 42 your old single gay man

by broprahwinfrey on October 2, 2013 at 1:44 pm
If riding a motorcycle is cool, then call me Neil.

Blog 8 year old feminist gets survival book taken off shelves because she thinks its sexist

by chestacopperpot on October 3, 2013 at 9:40 am
Well she’s going to have to learn to stay out of the water when she gets her “lady time.” Not exactly something boys need to know, unless their swimming with a girl on the rag- sharks dude.

by hardoinception on October 3, 2013 at 9:41 am
“how to turn a no into a yes”…. I’ve been narrating that book to the girls I bring back for years.

and as always lets end this with a great picture. Im pretty sure I might have said this last night.

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