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ANOTHER GREAT DAY TO BE AN EAGLES FAN HAHAHA SUCK IT NATE!

HAHA, suck it Nate! You weasel. What a tale of two franchises. My Eagles have not one but two stud QBs, we’re in the Super Bowl, and still have our 1st round pick in this coming up draft. Your sorry team has a racist nickname and a QB with a 5th grader’s arm stealing $94 million dollars. What a time to be an Eagles fan!

And the rest of the division stinks too. Look at the Cowboys: Dak is awful, Dez hasn’t had a 1,000 yard season since The Battle of Khe Sanh, Zeke can’t stop hitting women, and Jerry Jones is so old and delusional he doesn’t know what day it is, what year it is, or what stripper he’s sexually assaulting tonight. The Giants don’t know who their QB is, Pat Shurmur has never proven himself as a headcoach, their best player is a bigger diva than Kesha, and they share a stadium in New Jersey with the Jets. It doesn’t get much worse than that. And then of course the Redskins, need I say more?

We might win this division every year for the next 10. No, 20. No, life. Everyone now—- I BELIEVE IN BIG DICK NICK! I BELIEVE IN BIG DICK NICK! I BELIEVE IN BIG DICK NICK!