Video Proves Roger Goodell Rigged the 2017 Season for the Patriots

This is the part where I’m expected to jump in and say how ludicrous it is that someone thinks the NFL rigged the season for the Patriots. Except I won’t. I can’t. Sure, I thought that going into this video. But this guy won me over. I’m convinced.

This is absolutely mind-boggling. The 2017 season was literally rigged. It was blatantly obvious. It was absolutely unheard of. This guy has literally been watching football for 22 years and he has absolutely never seen anything like it. EVER. It is absolutely incredible. You literally cannot make this stuff up.

The National Anthem protests. Falling TV ratings. Roger Goodell’s contract. Mr. Kraft giving him a pay raise. Penalties. Overturned touchdown calls. Questions get answered. Others spring up. The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back. It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting…

The odds that this guy is a virgin are absolutely 1,000 percent. Literally.