How Important Is A Girl's Smile To You?

Meet model Ashley Smith. She’s just your average smokehouse bombshell with a probable coke habit. Another hot broad that we all would cut our left nut with a butterknife just to listen to her queef from the mountaintops into one of those Ricola Yodelling things. No arguments there, right? Wrong. All bets are off when this bitch opens her mouth.

I need an old priest, and a young priest. Good Lord her dentist’s office must have doubled as one hell of a meth-lab growing up. Now I know the fashion world thinks the Michael Strahan look is counterculture and beautiful, but that’s why everyone else on this planet wants to send the world of fashion to Belize. This look does no good for anyone. Not Ashley. Not society. Not my dick. Nobody.

Vote 1 for Bag It Then Kill It With Fire and 10 for Just Call Me Ray Finkle Cause I’ll Kick Field Goals Through Those Uprights Till The Cows Come Home:

(508 votes, average: 4.12 out of 10)

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PS – Obligatory Gummy Joe clip.