Trump Wanted To Borrow A Van Gogh: Guggenheim Offered Him 18K Gold Toilet Instead

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The emailed response from the Guggenheim’s chief curator to the White House was polite but firm: the museum could not accommodate a request to “borrow” a painting by Vincent Van Gogh for President and Melania Trump’s private living quarters.

Instead, wrote the curator, Nancy Spector, another piece was available, one that was nothing like “Landscape With Snow,” the lovely 1888 Van Gogh rendering of a man in a black hat walking along a path in Arles with his dog.

The curator’s alternative: an 18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet – an interactive work entitled “America” that critics have described as pointed satire aimed at the excess of wealth in this country.

Liberal media spots are laughing about this and saying, “LOL TRUMP GOT OWNED!” Ahh,,, no the fuck he didnt. A 18k gold toilet is fuckinnnnggg dooopppeeee. I would love to shit on a gold toilet everyday. My toilet is white. BORING.

If I had a gold toilet, I would chuckle a little bit every single time I went in there.

“Lol gold. Nice,” I’d say to myself whilst unbuckling my levi’s button fly jeans. While not practical, they give me a sense a style that I just cant find with a simple zipper.

Plus, you think Trump minds gold? Dude loves it.


Trump is gonna feel even more at home now.

In short, this was not an own. In fact, it was a very nice gift.

Lots of people expected me to mention the a golden shower because of the pee pee tapes but I refrained. Credit when due.