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The Barstool Universe Has Predicted The Names Of The New XFL Teams

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As we all know, Vincent Kennedy McMahon announced the reboot of the XFL today. It’s been the talk of the world, with so many questions about it- how will they get good players? Will he still let players wear nicknames on their backs? And of course, how close will Trump be to the league? Just imagine a world where Trump is tweeting about how much better the XFL is than the NFL,

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I cannot wait.

I then tweeted out my absolute dream for the XFL

and that’s where the fun started. The XFL team names came rolling in, and boy, they are amazing.

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But in a big twist of fate,

What a big trade.

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Playing against the always underachieving

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Back to the draft now,

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Lots of moving pieces in the draft, can’t wait to see how it shakes out.

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They aren’t sure where the teams will be, but these look like a strong choices:

They have a huge game next week vs the Los Angeles Lock Her Ups.

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Keith has put in his pick for his favorite team

But will they ever be able to get by their nemesis?

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Very important reminder that shook the XFL

The Richmond The Statues Don’t Really Mean Thats slid up one spot as a result,

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And finally, the early pick to win the XFL Championship

But don’t rule out this young and hungry squad

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The league doesn’t start til 2020, but I think we just laid a pretty good foundation.