In Case You Were Wondering What DMX Is Up To He's At A Chilis Buying Shots And Preaching About God

Well duh. That would’ve be one of my first guesses to the question, “What do you think DMX is up to these days?” Of course he’s at a Chilis buying shots and preaching the word of God. I’d imagine that’s where he remains in perpetuity. At least in my mind. Also, DMX is always rapping. Even when he’s not rapping, he’s rapping. You could put a beat behind that audio clip of DMX and it’d be a fire song. It’s a gift that few people have. Every word that comes out of his mouth is poetry. I mean the dude completely reinvented Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. That’s no small feat.

And, if this wasn’t already abundantly clear from that video, DMX needs to be a preacher. That’s the second phase of his career. Get clean, stop getting arrested for stupid traffic violations and start a mega church. Or maybe start a cult. I’d join DMX’s cult in a fucking millisecond. His speech was inspiring as fuck. I don’t even know what he was talking about but that’s church, isn’t it? Some charismatic dude standing in front of a crowd spinning tales you don’t know or understand but you leave inspired? DMX was born to do that shit. Maybe exclusively preach at Chilis as well. Sounds like a match made in Christian heaven.