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Shark Support Pours In After Porn Star Alleges That President Trump HATES Them

(Source) “Shark-related nonprofits say they have received a stream of donations mentioning President Trump since an adult film star who allegedly had an affair with Trump said he told her he hoped sharks die. The Atlantic White Shark Conservancy and Sea Shepherd Conservation Society have both said they have received a flood of donations since Trump’s comments were reported, MarketWatch reported. “We have been receiving donations in Trump’s name since the story was published,” said Cynthia Wilgren, chief executive officer and co-founder of Atlantic White Shark Conservancy, based in Chatham, Mass.”

Caught up in the alleged details of the Stormy Daniels encounter with now President Trump, was the assertion that Trump is not a fan of the elasmobranch family.

This HAS to be the most shocking revelation out of the entire scandal. However ridiculous it seems, it brought to light the not so secret fact that Jaws is not Don’s favorite movie, and has been on record against the man in the grey suit for a while.

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Now after these tweets from 2013 were magnified, people who hate Trump (at least a few dozen confirmed) have begun flooding donation websites for a few main shark conservation programs – a charitable feeding frenzy of sorts… What a turn of events!

Our President has fought a lot of battles on a million different fronts in the past year, and this seems like one of the strangest ones yet. Trump hates SHARKS? This makes the strongest argument for the entire encounter being fake. A man who is determined to get exactly what he wants, when he wants it, should love sharks. They are the quintessential power players of the animal kingdom. They get a ton of respect from the populace, are world famous, and are the poster child for apex predation. For a guy who seems to thrive off constant attention, the only animal with an ENTIRE WEEK dedicated to them should surely draw pure admiration.

The more I talk through it I’m realizing what happened here. The Teflon Don just mousetrapped all of the people that say he hates the environment into promoting the conservation of his favorite animal. If he came out straight away and said he liked them, his detractors would be putting out juicy tuna baited longlines with 20/0 hooks as we speak! He zigged on em once again and got the job done.

This is an important precedent for The Don to set. Anti-Fundraising. Start coming out against Whales, Coral Bleaching, and Polar Bears. That would really perplex the haters and loser of the world. They wouldn’t know which way to turn. Do they start agreeing with what he hates to spite him? Mouse Trap City.

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