Do Vaginas Decode Sperm? One Moroccan Cleric Says They Do. Incredible

Sekkach argued that when a woman has sex for the first time, her vagina “decodes” her husband’s sperm. So when she has engages in intercourse with someone who is not her husband, her vagina gets confused because it now has to decode the sperm of another man.

Fascinating. Now I’ll admit that I’ve never taken a vagina science class at a collegiate level. I took some lower-level coochie courses in high school but that’s the extent of it. For all I know, this fella might be right. Every vagina in the world might be breaking down the genetic code like a fucking janitor at MIT. I like my vagina to be a chemist. I like vaginas to be chefs. I like vaginas the world over to be focusing on STEM. Science Technology Engineering and Math. Whoa. The whole intellectual gauntlet all right there in a pair of form-fitting yoga pants. (still haven’t seen a camel toe)

When I cream pie your girl and leave her vagina searching for the code like