Boss Babies Switched At Birth Refuse To Go To Their Biological Families

First, two babies are born within minutes of each other and then accidentally switched at birth in the hospital.

Second, they are from very different backgrounds. One set of parents is tribal Hindu, the other Muslim.

The twist? After a long battle with the authorities, the DNA tests finally come through two years and nine months later… and the toddlers refuse to leave the parents who have raised them.

On Wednesday the couples head to court to confirm that they will bring up each other’s children.

I dont blame these babies. Only way I’d switch families when I was a baby is if my parents had pissed me off that day. If I wanted to watch tv and my parents were being some real squares about it, I’d call my real parents. Hang that shit over their heads all the time.

“Oh really, “Mom” (see I’d put mom in air quotes) “I cant have pudding in my lunch, you poor bitch? I bet my real mom would let me… Maybe I’ll just call her up.”

Next thing you know, I’m dick deep in multiple flavors of pudding. I’m talking variety packs. Chocolate. Vanilla. Tapioca. Hell, I might even give Banana Creme a go. JK! That shit is disgusting! Mom would know not to get me banana creme. That’s why I’d never actually call. She didnt birth me, but she raised me. Makes me love her more. Time to go help her with the laundry. See you guys later.

You see… I was the young girl in this blog. Creative.