CIVILITY: Zero Arrests Reported In Philadelphia During NFC Championship Victory Celebration

OH NO! But I thought it was the Apocalypse?!?!! The end of the world?!?!! World War Z?!?! Nope. #FakeNews. Law abiding citizen Philadelphians just going amongst their business per usual. I guess with the amount of dog, Eagle, and serial killer masks out and about one might think it was actually The Purge. But in the end it was simply a bunch of Philadelphians organizing themselves for a classy, and tasteful get together with all apparently legal celebration.

Climbing up poles greased up by the #CriscoCops: Legal!

Egging and chucking beers at the Vikings team bus surrounded by cops: Legal!

Chasing subway cars: Legal!

Off-Roading on the city’s historic property: Legal!

SUV stunting: Legal! And whatever that was at the end: Encouraged!

See? Civility, through and through.

*Disclaimer: This is only from the celebration. Nobody said anything about the tailgate where they actually sent in the Calvary.

PS – In all honesty, it wasn’t that bad. But anyone there thinks there shouldn’t have been an arrest has complete Homer Simpson situational memory. Of course it was 100% civilized. Of course…