After Brady's Bizarre Press Conference, Can I Panic Now?


Brady gloves

Um … what was that?

I appreciate Feitelberg’s restraint. And for beating me to the punch on posting about the surreal scene of Tom Brady in an oversized swami hat and gloves just answering “I can’t talk about that” to any question that wasn’t about how great the Jacksonville Jaguars are. The reason it took me a minute is I was – to steal a line from Ghostbusters – terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. I still am. So since I can’t form words right now, let me write the rest of this blog in GIF form. And if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the fetal position clutching a bottle of bourbon until kickoff on Sunday.