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Who Says Chivalry's Dead? Trump Made Sure Porn Star Mistress Got Home Safe By Getting 2006 Ben Roethlisberger To Walk Her To Her Room Alone

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Listen we’ve all been there: You slept with a hall of fame porn star last night because your wife let another man* touch her vagina (*-your son as he was being born a couple week’s ago), and now your a little on edge because you want to go up to your luxury suite so you can watch yourself on TV and spraytan, but you also want to make sure your mistress gets up to her room safely without having sex with a minorty. What do you do? Simple, you get your most trustworthy repsonsible friend to walk her back to her apartment, or if he’s not available you get Ben Rothlisberger.

From Stormy Daniels intervew with In Touch magazine- she details her encounter with Trump and Ben:

It was in the downstairs of the hotel I was in and he was hanging out with Ben Roethlisberger. When I got there, he was already with him. He had Keith, his bodyguard, call me and ask me if I was coming. When I got there, I called Keith and he told me where he was sitting and he brought me over. And he was hanging out with Ben for a long time. A couple other people around, nobody famous. Mostly people trying to hang on to them. Ben had just won the Super Bowl that year. Donald excused himself. He had to leave, I don’t remember why, and he made Ben promise to take care of me. I stayed another 15-20 minutes and Ben Roethlisberger actually walked me up to my room that night because Donald told him to. Yeah, he walked me all the way to my hotel room.

Classic Ben extending a play for his buddy.  This wasnt new-leaf Ben either, this was raw, vintage 2006 Ben before he settled down and stopped horsing around and getting accused of sexual battery every couple months. Still, youd rather trust the devil you know over the devil you dont and there are all sort’s of crazies out there who are liable to prey on innocent women and not even have the commen courtesy to let them look at their superbowl ring first.. Its one thing to have a very low energy QB like Joe Flacco or Eli Manning escort your date up to her room but giving her hand to Big Ben is like giving a kid a gun.

And the fact that Donald Trump- whose on record as having one of the all-time best judgements in the history of the world- trusted Big Ben over his personal pal Tom Brady to walk a lady-freind home makes me question Brady’s makeup and temperment. If your buddy would rather have literaly Ben Roethlisberger walk your drunk girlfriend to her hotel than you- its time to take along look in the mirror. Hey Tommy- I know another NFL player who wore gloves that didnt fit that you woudnt want to trust around your girlfriend.

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