I Do Not Believe Jared Carrabis Can Do This Super-Human Giancarlo Stanton Workout Like He Says He Can

So first off I really don’t know how you come up with this workout. Let’s put four 45 pound plates on a wheely thingy, then load two adult-sized humans onto this wheely thing and then yeah I’m gonna hold 100 pound dumbbells while I push all of you up an inclined road. This is shit Superman does, but nope that’s my right fielder/DH monster ready to ruin the AL East. We went out and got that guy this winter meanwhile Dave Dombrowski twiddled his fingers and sat on his thumb.

Now we have the office “I can do all things” hardo saying he can do this. Maybe he should try and then his muscles would explode, he’d die and we could see if the Red Sox really would honor his death before a game. By the way, one of the craziest things ever said out loud was Jared thinking the Red Sox cared enough about him (they don’t even follow him on Twitter) to honor his passing with a moment of silence, a patch, and a ceremony. CRAZY LAND.

People forget Jared Carrabis works out. He doesn’t just go up to me everyday and tell me how many sets of 15 he did on the bench the night before or anything…

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The worst

P.S. Stanton over/under home runs jumped up to 65 after seeing this workout. Baseball may go on strike to avoid facing him.