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Even Though I'm Suspended From ARodCorp Business Is Still Booming

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I know I’m suspended this week from ARod Corp but I wanted it to be clear that business is still booming at the Corp. How you ask? Simple. We’re taking our investment decisions to the people. Next level shit. Instagram polls to decide where we make our next million.

Tesla? Maybe, you decide.

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A little company called Netflix? Ever heard of it? Yeah we may buy that shit if enough people vote the correct way.

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Now I know what you’re saying to yourself right now. This makes no sense. Who the hell invests based on Instagram polls? Well I’m here to put you, potential instagram poll investor, at ease. Let me point out two very important facts.

1. If ARod knows one thing, it’s baseball. And baseball is always at the core of the Corp. So much so there is always one at his desk to remind you guys that we mean business.

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That puppy is going to get signed as soon as we decide if we’re going into business with that nerd Elon Musk. It’s on our to do list.

2. JP Morgan? Ring a bell. Only one of the biggest banks/investments shops on the Street. Why do I bring that up? Well just take a look.

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Boom. There it is right there. JP Morgan. Thats how you know we’re official.
So go ahead and answer the poll. Your future at the Corp could rely on this vote. You want me to hire you for my fake job that Ive completely fabricated at ARodCorp? Vote away and I’ll decide if you have what it takes to be a Corp Guy.