Drexel Frat Bro Gives Pre-Game Flag Football Pump Up Speech

“Win today we walk together forever.” – Fred Shero

“Nobody, and I mean nobody, comes into our house, and pushes us around.” – Dan Devine, Rudy

“We decide what fucking goes, who goes, and when we win and when we fucking lose…which is fucking never!” – Fatty Fratty

Calm down, bro. Your glory days on the intramural flag football squad over. Time to retire your Legacy status and go back to what you’re good at, which I can only assume is being that dude who goes out of his way to tell you how many girls he’s hooked up with before dropping a That’s What She Said a solid 12 times a night.

Also a good chance he gave a similar speech at the house later sometime after the nightly snow blow but before the circle jerk. Bro’s gonna bro.